Archive for August, 2006

My Favorite Comedians

Tuesday, August 29th, 2006

Here is an ongoing list of the comedians I would recommend to anyone who has a love for comedy. All of these people are very talented and you will get your money’s worth, whether you go to a show of theirs or buy a CD. Here’s my list, in no particular order.

  1. Jerry Seinfeld
  2. Steven Wright
  3. Stephen Lynch
  4. Jim Gaffigan
  5. Jeremy Hotz
  6. Todd Barry
  7. Arj Barker
  8. Alonzo Bodden
  9. Drew Carey
  10. George Carlin
  11. Adam Corolla
  12. Dave Chappelle
  13. Louis CK
  14. David Cross
  15. Rodney Dangerfield
  16. Jimmy Carr
  17. Greg Fitzsimmons
  18. Zach Galifianakis
  19. Kyle Grooms
  20. Mitch Hedberg
  21. Richard Jeni
  22. Lisa Lampanelli
  23. Dennis Leary
  24. Demertri Martin
  25. Kevin Nealon
  26. Dwayne Perkins
  27. Brian Regan
  28. Freddy Soto
  29. Nick Swardson
  30. Jon Stewart
  31. Tig
  32. Tony Woods
  33. Howie Mandel
  34. Robert Schimmel
  35. Richard Pryor (sort of)
  36. Bill Hicks

There you have it. The list of comedians I really enjoy, although I really couldn’t rate one better than the other, although I could, but I wouldn’t want to hurt the other comedians’ names’ feelings. Like any of these people will ever read this blog. Ha! That would be funny as hell, wouldn’t it? But I thought, just for the hell of it, I would put a list of who I like, and if you are so inclined, feel free to put a list of your favorites on here, too. Be sure to include whoever you find funny, and not who everyone else likes, but you think is just okay. It’s all about honesty here, although I have no way of knowing if you lied. I just hope no one puts Carrot Top or Louie Anderson, who I find mildly funny, but not in the top 40 or even close. Well enjoy! Good day, you all.

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What is Humor?

Monday, August 28th, 2006

We all have things in our lives that make us laugh. We all laugh at the movie of the week or our favorite shows and it brings us pleasure. But we never really analyze why it makes us laugh. If something is funny, why is it funny? Does it have to do with the person or is there some sort of formula for funny? Some people would tell you that there are certain formulas for comedy, but in reality, not all those formulas will work for everyone. Let’s go over a few of the humor techniques used by many famous comedians and writers to see why certain things are funny.

Relatable Topics: People find relatable topics funny. If someone talks about their girlfriend/boyfriend spending too much of their money, some people will say, “Wow, that happens to me, too. This guy is funny.” Other people in the audience will be like, “Well, I’m sure that happens, but I’ve never experienced it.” So they may not laugh as much as the people who can relate to it. Some people talk about their childhood, banking on the fact that everyone in the audience had a childhood of some sort. Unless, of course, Michael Jackson is in the audience. But using common denominators that people go through in everyday life is one tool for making people laugh. If they’ve experienced it, remembering the experience will only heighten the laughter and reminiscence. It’s a very powerful tool for getting laughs.

Coincidences or Synchronicities: This is a tool that was used almost to perfection on the sitcom Seinfeld. It was amazing some of the crazy coincidences that would happen on that show. It would start out with each one of the four main characters having a story and towards the end, they would all collide into some sort of explosion of comedy. It just had that appeal to it because it took one funny story and added another funny story and the combination was one gigantic piece of comedy. I really enjoyed this type of humor and still do to this day. We, as a society, love to see connections between things. That brings me to my next topic:

Connecting two usually unconnected items: Steven Wright was the master of this. Some quotes of his are as follows:

I spilled Spot Remover on my dog. Now he’s gone.

I have a microwave fireplace. I can sit down in front of the fire for the evening in eight minutes.

I put instant coffee in a microwave and almost went back in time.

Like I said, connecting things that otherwise would be solitary is very intriguing. I enjoy listening to things like that. It’s kind of just noticing things. Wright said in an interview I read recently, “It’s kind of like art. It’s just noticing things. Like if you were to draw a table and chair, you not only have to consider the table and chair, but the shape of the space between the table and chair. I guess I do comedy from the spaces between things.” It was something to that extent. And it really spoke to me. Comedy catches the things that “fall through the cracks.” The usually ubiquitous things that we never really consider can be brought out in spades. Here’s an example from my personal joke stash. “People always say, ‘You can’t have your cake and eat it too. Why not? If I bought some cake, why wouldn’t I eat it? Did I buy it just to throw it out?” It’s just the things that people don’t really think about in general. It’s creative, in a sense. It’s making unfunny things funny by connection.

Surprise: The element of surprise is prevalent in comedy. Misleading an audience and then turning it around at the last second, preferably on the last word is comedy gold. I’ll give you an example from Jim Gaffigan: “Isn’t it funny how when you’re single, all you see are couples, but when you’re part of a couple, all you see are HOOKERS?” You see, he misled you into believing that he was going to say single people, but he turned it around at the last second to totally throw off the audience. That is something that really speaks to me. Another example from my own personal stash is. “I don’t know why, but I can never write anything down while I’m in the car and someone is driving, especially if that someone is me.” It’s just some clever wordplay, I know, but it illustrates a point here. People like to be surprised. That’s why we find magic acts so amazing. Twists in jokes make them better and more cutting edge. I know those are cliché terms but this is one of my first articles for this website, so don’t judge me by that yet.

The Rule of Three: The rule of three is a great way to get an audience going and surprise them at the end. This is also in the same hierarchy as the surprise element. For example, here is a joke from George Carlin sometime in the ‘80s or ‘90s. “I like going down to Florida. Everything is in the 80s. The temperature, the ages, and the IQS.” You see what that did there? It got you going with two regular parts of the series, and turned it around at the end. Here’s another one I heard recently. “A man and a woman had a child from a frozen embryo recently. The woman said, ‘I didn’t know if I was going to have a little boy, a little girl, or fish sticks.” Conan O’Brien at his best. Although he’ll never be Carson. Another look at the rule of three is many business speeches will use it. Sometimes the rule of three is used and then negated. For example, “To be a president, you have to have three qualities: honor, courage, and integrity. Unfortunately, our president possesses none of these qualities.” Negation of a previous statement can also be very funny if it’s done right.

Callbacks: Callbacks are monumental in stand-up comedy. That can set you apart from the rest of the pack. It’s where you use a punch line from one of your previous jokes and apply it to a later joke in the set. Many comics do it, and when it’s done correctly, it is a gem to behold. It creates an intimacy with the audience. It makes them feel like they are the comedian’s friend. It’s really a powerful comedic tool.

I’m sure there are more tools, but for now, let’s get to the why. Why does this stuff make us laugh? It’s simple, in fact. We, as a society, yearn to laugh. We yearn to have a good time, and comedy allows us to put aside the troubles of our day and just laugh. Laughter is a great medicine mostly because you can’t overdose. I love laughter more than anything. It helped me through a tough time in my life when I had a brain tumor. Serotonin is key. If you laugh constantly, you’re either insane or very happy. Studies show that children laugh something like 200 times a day while adults laugh about 5 to 10 times a day. What happens to all our joy. We’re told we have to grow up and be more serious about life. And that kills our joy. Our joyless spirit walks the Earth that’s too serious to let out a chuckle once in awhile. But going to see a comedian helps us rediscover our childlike nature. It allows us to open up and be who we really are and laugh at what we think is funny. There’s no “Oh, you can’t laugh at that.” Well, what do you think you’re there for? Why would you go see a comedian if you’re not going to laugh? You sick bastard! Just kidding.

Upon remembering our spirit, as Oprah so eloquently puts it, we tap into the real us. And the real us is way better than the socially conditioned us that’s been told all kinds of propaganda from news media and other sources to live in fear of everything that moves. Comedians also tell the truth. You don’t get the truth from media sources. Go see someone perform political humor and you may have a new perspective opened up on you. Humor is a powerful tool. Will people remember the time they cried or the time they laughed? It’s up to them, but if it was up to me, I’d choose to remember happy moments. Humor is my religion and I invite you to embark on a journey with me into Comedy Heaven.
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My Favorite Animated Shows

Monday, August 28th, 2006

There’s been a lot of buzz about the Emmys last night and I want to focus on a lesser-known branch, the animated shows section.  While they don’t always get the credit they deserve, they are, for the most part, very intelligent and entertaining shows.  I would have to say the sitcom, since Seinfeld, has really subsided into the cartoon world.  Let me give you a couple of reasons why:

1.  With animation, anything is possibly at minimal expense.  When you animate a scene, there’s no going to the actual scene and filming it.  It’s all about what’s in the creator’s mind.  Things that aren’t possible in real life, or are at least improbable, are made common in  a sea of red and blue.  It allows for creativity to blossom in an uncanny form.  For example, I’m sure many of you are fond of Family Guy, an animated sitcom on Fox/Cartoon Network.  If you’re a knowlegeable fan, you’ll remember the episode entitled Da Boom, where the Millenium hits and the characters Cleveland and Quagmire get fusedtogether.  Try doing that with real people.  I believe I’ve made my point on this one.

2.  It allows for one person to do numerous voices.  Every television animated program hasb at least one person doing at least two voices.  On South Park, Trey Parker and Matt Stone do more than one voice.  On The Simpsons, there are numerous voices done by various actors.  On Family Guy, Seth MacFarlane does the voices of the following characters:  Brian, Stewie, Peter, and Quagmire.  In contrast, on the sticom King of Queens, Kevin James plays Kevin James’ character and that’s it.  So there is this certain versatility in the field of animation.  That crazy character you’ve been working on can come to life in ways never possible in real sitcom format.

3.  Animation tends to get away with more.  Then there’s the overall fact that animation gets away with more vulgar material.  South Park has gotten away with everything from Christopher Reeve eating fetuses to Cartman making some eighth grader “eat his parents.”  He closes the episode by saying, “Na, na, na, na, na, na, I made you eat your parents,”  and then proceeds to lick the tears off of his face.  I don’t believe I’ve ever seen that before on a regular TV show. I guess because they are animated, they are taken less seriously, which somehow allows them to go under the radar when it comes to any kind of taboo subject, although Muhammad still hasn’t made more than one appearance.  Here is a list and description of the three animated shows I give props to (you’ll see they are the only ones I’ve referenced in the top, so it should be no surprise):

South Park:  What can I say about my favorite show on TV?  The richness and depth of each and every episode, even with the two-dimensional characters, is stunning.  The adventures they’ve had and the ideas that have come out of the creators’ heads is unbelieveable.  I love how not only does South Park push the envelope, but at the end of almost every show, they have some sort of message.  It’s never, “fuck shit piss asshole,” then “Jew bastard,”  close the show.  It’s always, “We have something to say, so let’s pick the way to say it that will offend the most people, but still get our message out.”  And it’s damn funny, too.  All the characters are hillarious.  It gets first place on my listing of animted shows.

2.  The Simpsons:  This is the show I grew up watching.  The classic.  The show that fifty years from now, I’ll still watch every once in awhile.  The show that not only will make you laugh, can make you cry.  The supporting cast of mostly “stereotypes,”  if you look close enough.  The town of Springfield in no particluar state.  The family chemistry that often had Homer choking his son Bart.  The loving husband who’s not the brightest bulb and the intelligent wife who loves her husband, but can’t always deal with the things he does.  The smart daughter Lisa who always has the answer to any tough problem.  And Bart, the evil, troublemaker who’s not really evil, but just wants to prove to the world he’s not afraid.  And the supporting cast.  Flanders, the Bible-beating neighbor.  Moe, the bartender.  Old Gil who never seems to be able to hold a job.  Hans Moleman, who gets run over by a car every season or so.  Reverand Lovejoy, Mr. Burns, Smithers, the Sea Captain, among others.  All classic characters for a classic show that will be in my heart forever.

3.  Family Guy:  While Family Guy, at times, is probably the funniest show of the three, with South Park in at a close second and The Simpsons at a close third, I really don’t think it has relevant plots or very structured dialogue.  Sure, all those cutback scenes are great, but most of them have nothing to do with the plot, rendering them forgettable.  If they had anything at all to do with the plot, I think the show would do much better.  I don’t know if this is true for all of you, but sometimes when I’m at the end of a Family Guy epsiode, I can’t remember how it started.  It’s so crazy and mixed up that I often will forget most of the jokes they had, mostly because they are diposable.  But if I’m in the mood to laugh, it’s a great show to watch.  I’ve never laughed so hard in certain episodes and I look back on them fondly.  Because they use my home state as a place of residence, I find it to be very amusing as well.  It is a great show, very funny show, and has great potential to become even better.  Since it’s still in its infancy (compared to The Simpsons and South Park), it has some longevity to build up before it can be considered among the greats of animation, but it’s still an amazing show.

Sidenote:  Futurama is one hell of a show.  Sorry that it didn’t make it into the top three, but I believe it deserves an honorable mention.  Another brainchild of Matt Groening, one of my personal heroes.  This is a wonderful show about the year 3000 and a guy who gets cyrogenically frozen in 2000 and brought to the year 3000.  It’s quite a funny show.  I love the characters and the premises for the show.  Although I’m not sure if any new episodes are coming out anymore because I know they were canceled on Fox, but I don’t know if Adult Swim picked them up to show new episodes or are just showing the old ones.  Which is fine because I haven’t seen them all.  But they are very rich and full of flavor.  Bender is the best character.  The others are amazing as well.  There’s no dud characters on there.  They all put in their share and make the show its own. Well, I hope you benefitted in some way from this post.  I spent a long time on it (upwards of 30-40 minutes) so I hope it does something for you.  Most of all, I hope it makes you remember.  There is TV greatness out there, but it is few and far between.  But when you discover that pot of gold, make sure you keep revisiting it to make sure it’s still there.  Until next time, I’m not using any more cliches at the end of my posts.

Edit:  King of the Hill is by far the best comedy on television.  Now that it’s getting cancelled, and it’s on Adult Swim, I’ve gotten to watch so many more episodes I missed when I didn’t get it.

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My Quest To Becoming Happily Jobless

Saturday, August 26th, 2006

I’ll tell you something that really inspires me. Not having a job. By job, I mean having to go somewhere where you are paid by the hour or on some fixed salary and you have no real control over how much money you make. A place just like the one I’m working at right now. It’s called BI-LO at the Beach. It’s a supermarket and it’s one HELL of a place to work. And I mean that literally. It’s low-paying, high-demand, and worst of all, it’s not what I want to do with my life. That’s why I’m working on developing my comedy skills and looking for places in Myrtle Beach to go out and start performing so that eventually, I can turn that into a source of income. I also aim to make this blog another source of income for me. Once I build the traffic, which is already happening as I type this, it will be a matter of time before I launch this into a wonderful income generating system. I may use Google Adsense or something similar at first and just experiment with different configurations. It’s all about creating some blogopsheric property that people find valuable. And that’s exactly what I plan to do.

It’s all about doing something that inspires you. Blogging inspires me right now because it’s a way to get my thoughts and experiences out there in the blogosphere. Which is growing at an unfathomable rate, not to mention. I want to embrace who I am and what I’m on this Earth to do and I’m going to record all of it in this mainstream blog. Look forward to audio blogs coming up in the near future. That seems like something that will be fun to do. Also, I’m hoping to expand upon just blogging. I may eventually develop some sort of website that’s all-inclusive to comedy. I may partner up with some fellow comedians in order to do this. I’m not sure yet, but I do know that this will be a driving force in my life. Not having a job or not being an employee, whichever you prefer to call this paradigm I’m exploring, is going to be quite an interesting way to live my life.

People say that if you’re not doing what you love in life, there’s no reason to live, except for what other people want. If you don’t make a concrete decision yourself, someone will make a decision for you. Ever since I was about sixteen, I’ve dreamt of having my own comedy special and being a popular comedian, but not too popular. I don’t want to let the fame go to my head. I want to be someone that people love to watch, but they don’t get bored with me because of overexposure. I just want to make enough income through this blog and through performances to support myself and maybe my family, if I ever get married and have children. I don’t want to be overly rich because what the hell am I going to do with 500 million dollars? I’ll get bored as hell with it. Sure, I could give some of it away, but I’ve always felt service to a cause you enjoy is more rewarding than just handing them a check. Money is a great servant, but a terrible master. That’s what Marc Allen said in his book, Type Z Guide to Success With Ease. You’ll really enjoy it, it’s an ebook or a regular book I think. The ebook is interactive, somewhat. I really enjoyed reading it. But it’s not just about my dream of making money without having to conform to some asshole boss’s standards. It’s about all our dreams of doing just that. Join me in your quest to drop the whole employee mindset and become happily unemployed, happily jobless. Leave a comment and we’ll discuss how exactly you can accomplish this later, as I have some other things to discuss in the next few days. Go for your dream, not what someone else tells you your dream is. Have a nice day.
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I’m Launching a New Blog

Saturday, August 26th, 2006

Welcome to my new blog!  Hi, everyone, my name is Andrew Brunelle.  I’m starting a Humor and Stand-Up comedy blog and I feel obligated to tell you a little about myself and how I got into what I call comedy.  It’s a good story and I like it quite a bit, so here it goes:

When I was sixteen, I was diagnosed with brain cancer. Sure, it was a tough break, but I needed something to keep my mind off the pain and suffering I endured on a daily basis. There was a show on TV, well two really, that made my outlook on life positive. The first show is not only the most popular sitcom of all time, but immeasurably one of the best shows ever. I’m talking about Seinfeld of course. Jerry Seinfeld is an inspiration to me. I actually got to meet him through the Make-A-Wish foundation and someday, I hope to see him again, and we can perform at the same place. It would be quite an honor to open for someone like that, wouldn’t it? But the fact that he would look at all the little things in life, the small insignificant parts that we often overlook, that’s what made him so great. Sure, I was going through big changes in my life, having three brain surgeries, radiation for over a month, and unbelievable pain each and every day, but to sit down for a half hour with Jerry Seinfeld, Michael Richards, Jason Alexander, and that Elaine character really made me forget about the big issues and go small again. I absolutely adore his stand-up comedy as well. It’s so perfectly timed and unbelievably crafted. I really don’t know how hard he works, but I’m sure it’s a hell of a lot harder than most comedians. But when you know you love comedy, working hard at it is natural, as is the case with him.
Another show that kept me laughing through this whole ordeal was South Park, one of the nation’s greatest satires I have ever seen. It’s all about watching just to see how far they’ll push the envelope to pissing someone off. It’s so amazing what they’ve accomplished. Sure, you may dismiss them for all the swearing and fart jokes, but they have such a wonderful message in most of their episodes that just confirm the fact that they have been around for ten seasons is not a fluke. Trey Parker and Matt Stone are geniuses.
Another one of my extremely eccentric comedy idols is a man from Boston Massachusetts named Steven Wright. He is one of the weirdest people you’ll ever see and his comedy is a hodge-podge of one liners and keen observations about life. He will go from talking about how lint from a dryer is not the color of clothes, and then talk about something concerning the end of the universe. He’s very interesting and very funny. His deadpan delivery only makes his material funnier, although he talks the same way in real life. Surprisingly, while he hasn’t made millions of dollars, he is a very popular comedian among select groups, and he definitely does not work as much as Seinfeld, but gets to comedy clubs on a semi-regular basis today. Still, a wonderful comedian whose comedy will be sure to last for ages. It’s timeless.
So, I hope you liked the list I’ve shared with you today and please feel free to comment on my comedic idols and you can comment who some of your own are.  I feel that in light of all this new blogging technology, I may be able to put files on here.  That’s pretty amazing if you ask me.  I’ll start by working real hard to build the blog up to high traffic.  That’s my first order of business.  Enjoy the first post and there will be plenty more where this one came.

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