This was just an experiment I tried while bored and looking for a way to pass the time. It is just a collection of small sayings that, at the time, I thought were interesting. Here they are:
People only care about the planet to perpetuate their own existence.
We now go to war simply to make a profit.
A belief in God can be empowering or disempowering. It is your choice.
Corporate buildings and paved roads will consume us all.
Why can’t I find a straight jacket that fits me right?
I am so sick of being evaluated by entities outside myself.
I like to read blogs written by homeless people. “WILL BLOG FOR FOOD.”
I would much rather write in this format. It’s easier on the eyes.
All people are not created equal. We’re unique, just like everybody else.
My current to-do list has one things on it: “Write to-do list.”
Whenever a TV marathon comes on for a show I like, I can’t leave the house.
Most people will believe any sentence that starts with, “The Bible says…”
You can’t be a nonconformist unless you drink coffee.–South Park
It’s easier to resist consumerism when you never leave the house.
It would be awfully difficult to text message someone from a rotary phone.
Right now, I’m writing a book about a minimalist whose only interest is maximizing profits.
I used to be a millionaire, but I gave it up. There was no money in it.
I beat myself up for not being motivated. And I have the bruises to prove it.
I feel out of it today. Come to think of it, I was never in it to begin with.
Does premature ejaculation cause premature birth?
It took me over two hours to write these. Time for a nap.
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Just so funny…so you….