I’ve been watching a lot of comedy lately. It’s very calming. I figure that if I want to get better, what better way to start the health wagon than with a great dose of laughter? I’m taking a good, hard belly laugh at how crazy things can get sometimes. The absurdity of life. I didn’t sleep well last night…again, so I need something to blast me out of this fog I’m in. You ever wake up and just not want to get out of bed for a month? And the only reason you got out of bed was to avoid getting bedsores? Yeah, that’s how I felt this morning. Tired as hell. Coffee isn’t enough today. I need a dose of crack to wake me up today, but where can I score that in Myrtle Beach? Is there a crack shop anywhere in MB? Maybe just cocaine. Maybe that would do the trick. And if I’m all shaky when I walk into any establishment, I’ll just say I swallowed a whole gallon of espresso.
When you build up a tolerance to coffee, where do you go from there? Crackaccino? Or how about a meth muffin? Anything to keep me up all night wandering around aimlessly in Myrtle Beach. Anything to give me that kick after not sleeping well. I’m open to ideas that don’t involve a green smoothie or a salad.
