I’m Moving to Texas!

I’m just here to say that I’m taking this blog offline for awhile.  I’m bored with it now.  Everything I talk about is falling on deaf ears and I just can’t take it anymore.  I suck at marketing it and I figure I might as well sell it to another Andrew Brunelle who lives in Spokane, WA.  I’m sorry to all my loyal readers, but the time has come to reach a new realization.  Nobody likes my blog.  I figure I might as well end my career as a blogger and move onto what I really love to do–rodeos.  There’s nothing that gets me happier than tying up a baby bull or whatever they tie up on those rodeo shows.  I’ll be moving to Texas next week to pursue that dream.  Wish me luck.

I think I’ll fit in there.  I’ve got the goatee and the cowboy hat.  I just need a horse to ride, but I’m sure they’ll be able to provide one.  Yee-haw! will be my new catchphrase and I will chew tobacco and smoke cigarettes simultaneously.  I will be the Marlboro man and the redneck rolled all up into one.  If I keep that up for 30 years, maybe they’ll take my jaw out and I’ll look like that poster from my health class.  I might even be able to get a stoma.  This is going to be great!

I won’t ever need to read or write again because the rodeo life is a life of experience.  I’ll be more popular than Tim McGraw if I can get myself a couple of bucks on my first try.  I may even progress to bull fighting.  That would be the ultimate glory.  I hope it’s just like those cartoons I used to watch.  Anyway, I hope this all goes well and I may write in a couple of decades to reflect on my experiences out in Texas.  I’ll see you in 20 years!  April Fools!

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