I’m just here to say that I’m taking this blog offline for awhile. I’m bored with it now. Everything I talk about is falling on deaf ears and I just can’t take it anymore. I suck at marketing it and I figure I might as well sell it to another Andrew Brunelle who lives in Spokane, WA. I’m sorry to all my loyal readers, but the time has come to reach a new realization. Nobody likes my blog. I figure I might as well end my career as a blogger and move onto what I really love to do–rodeos. There’s nothing that gets me happier than tying up a baby bull or whatever they tie up on those rodeo shows. I’ll be moving to Texas next week to pursue that dream. Wish me luck.
I think I’ll fit in there. I’ve got the goatee and the cowboy hat. I just need a horse to ride, but I’m sure they’ll be able to provide one. Yee-haw! will be my new catchphrase and I will chew tobacco and smoke cigarettes simultaneously. I will be the Marlboro man and the redneck rolled all up into one. If I keep that up for 30 years, maybe they’ll take my jaw out and I’ll look like that poster from my health class. I might even be able to get a stoma. This is going to be great!
I won’t ever need to read or write again because the rodeo life is a life of experience. I’ll be more popular than Tim McGraw if I can get myself a couple of bucks on my first try. I may even progress to bull fighting. That would be the ultimate glory. I hope it’s just like those cartoons I used to watch. Anyway, I hope this all goes well and I may write in a couple of decades to reflect on my experiences out in Texas. I’ll see you in 20 years! April Fools!
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