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Giving Up TV

Tuesday, September 26th, 2006

Has anyone here ever given up TV?  Just for a day?  A week?  A month?  It’s not the easiest thing to do in the world because we’re so used to watching it all the time.  It’s like a filler for our days and our nights.  When there’s nothing else to do, let’s watch Deal or No Deal or whatever else is on.  What I don’t understand is that we’ll watch these people do things and have no intention of doing those things ourself.  Like if you watch a talk show, you have no intention of going on that talk show or ever hosting your own talk show, so why bother?  Who cares about who Maury says the father is?  I guess it’s just a way for us to cope with the fact that those people are doing worse than us.  Most people take pleasure in looking down on people who are less fortunate than they are.  What they don’t understand is someday that could be them.

But TV is so negative sometimes.  Have you ever seen the news?  It’s always, “seven dead, thirteen wounded, terrorist threats, etc., etc., etc.”  I can’t take that anymore.  It makes the world seem so dangerous without us even experiencing the danger firsthand.  It’s just a bunch of scare tactics.  I totally hate it.  And then all those news channels like Fox News have all these hidden agendas and only let certain kinds of shows on and it’s just awful.  I can’t stand it anymore.

And then there’s the fact that most of the shows that are meant for entertainment suck.  I mean, look at the reality shows they have on now.  Dancing with the Stars?  Fucking Skating with Celebrities?  Have we gone insane?  How the hell can I in my right mind watch garbage like that?  It’s just not right.  It is terrible.  I really can’t see how people can spend a good chunk of their life watching shows they don’t even like.  I’ve done this before, though.  I figured I’d see what was on TV.  Nothing.  So I watched something I didn’t even like just to pass the time.  Why?  Because I couldn’t find anything better to occupy my time with.  Now I have better things to do.

Now I’m not looking down on you TV watchers.  I really can empathize with you.  You’ve been watching it your whole life and you you’re so used to watching it that you can’t seem to break the habit.  But why do it?  Every time I’ve seen someone watching TV, it’s almost like they’re hypnotized or in a zombie-like state. And don’t try and interrupt their soap opera.  They want to find out every little detail about whoever is on there.  It’s just sick as hell.

Let’s not forget about Dr. Phil.  What an arrogant asshole.  I can’t stand him.  Who the hell does he think he is?  He thinks he’s a good therapist.  He thinks he’s so good that he can solve all your problems in a twenty-minute segment.  And he’ll often just tell people how messed up they are in an attempt to piss them off to the point that they have to be restrained on national television.  Then they realize that they don’t even have a problem.  Their only problem is a mental one.  The fact that they opted to go on a show where a bald doctor who cares more about ratings than actually helping people is the problem.  I’d rather go on Montel Williams and smoke a joint before I’d ever talk to Dr. Phil and his Ultimate Weight Loss Solution.  You know what that was?  You lose all your hair and develop a southern accent.  That’s his Ultimate Weight Loss Diet.

I can’t watch sticoms anymore either.  They’re sickening.  They all blend in together and they’re all the same thing.  It’s just awful.  How can I watch a show with the guy from Everybody Loves Raymond and some woman from another show I never watched?  Then I have to act like I’m genuinely interested before they let me down completely by suggesting some awful premise that I can’t even relate to whatsoever.  Sometimes I wonder…

So I invite you to try a couple of weeks without TV.  Just give it a try.  I know I will because I haven’t seen a show worth watching in at least six years.  Except for South Park.  That’s it.  No other show has ever made me feel like I’ve accomplished something while I watched it.  And this is why some of those people on TV can’t have nice things.  Fill that void with something you like to do, like one of your hobbies.  There’s no need for filler if your life is filled with fun things to do.  There are far more entertaining and valuable resources out there for you to enjoy.  Peace out.

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Sam Kinnison is Crazy

Sunday, September 24th, 2006

Here’s a link to Sam Kinnison that I really enjoyed.  He’s this comedian from back in the day.  He used to scream a lot and stuff, but I never really saw his act before today.  I saw him in the Rodney Dangerfield movie Back to School.  He was the history professor who yelled at Rodney, who decided to yell back.  It was something about WWII.  I forget, but it was a great scene.  It was a little sexually explicit, but it’s not like your kids are home right now.  Or are they?  If they are, bring them in to watch one of the grerat ones.  Rodney is also seen on this video introducing Kinnison to stage.  I’m not sure when it was shot, but the video quality isn’t the best I’ve ever seen, but the audio is pretty spot on.  Well, enjoy and check out my Myspace page as well.

I’d also like to introduce you to a brilliant female comic known as Tig.  She is just hilarious.  I really can’t put into words how much she makes me laugh.  One of the only female comedians who can accomplish this task.  But I’m sure you all have your tastes and I have mine, but there’s no mistaking funny when I see it.  Well, have a good night and farewell until the morning, at least.

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Random Updates and Speculations

Thursday, September 21st, 2006

There are some problems I have to work out with the new flyer page I want to develop. but I’m sure in the future I’ll be able to make them work.  The problem is that these flyers are more Microsoft Works-like in nature and converting them to images was a social faux pas for me because when I uploaded one of them, it came in so small, I couldn’t even make it out.  And when I tried to enlarge it, it was all blurry and shit, so I decided to wait a little while until I can specifically map the images to the interface in such a way that I can still create a flyer-like image, and also have some sort of introduction to them as well.  I mean, it’s only natural to have problems when dealing with software I’ve never dealt with before, so I have a feeling that it will resolve of it’s own velition and I’ll be able to place some awesome flyers up in the next couple of days.  I’m really looking forward to this.  I’ve really got to enhance my knowlege of HTML as well.  So far, all I’ve really done with respect to HTML is basically links and lists.  I’m just having trouble figuring out what else this site needs.  Maybe some photo imagery?  I’m not sure at this time.

I’m also working on a myspace page on www.myspace.com/andrewbrunelle.  It looks to be something decent so far, but there’s only so much media I can fit on one of those pages.  Eventually, I’m hoping to collaborate the two onto my own server where bandwith is my option to contract or expand.  I’m almost there.  I really have it going now.  The only real problem is getting more traffic.  I’m glad traffic has increased signnificanly since I started this blog, but it’s still in the low range compared to blogs I read on a semi-daily basis.  So I intend for much more visitors to come to my website and experience me as a whole.  Okay, I’ve got some uploading to do on myspace, so hang tight and I’ll be there for you, hope you’re there for me, too.

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Funny Movies to See

Thursday, September 21st, 2006

Here is a list of funny movies to see.  It deleted this list the last time I put it on, so I’m a little pissed off about it.  Nevertheless, here is the list of twenty movies to guide you towards laughter:

  1. Office Space
  2. Billy Madison
  3. Happy Gilmore
  4. Mrs. Doubtfire
  5. The Terminal
  6. Airplane
  7. Me, Myself, and Irene
  8. Dumb and Dumber
  9. 40 Year Old Virgin
  10. Meet the Parents/Fockers
  11. Zoolander
  12. South Park:  Bigger, Longer and Uncut
  13. Sideways
  14. Wet Hot American Summer
  15. Half Baked
  16. Waiting…
  17. Monty Python’s Holy Grail
  18. Monty Python’s Meaning of Life
  19. Van Wilder
  20. Planes, Trains and Automobiles

That’s the list.  No comments because I’m afraid it won’t post right again.  So enjoy these.

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How Do You View the World?

Thursday, September 21st, 2006

I just took this fascinating quiz at quizfarm.com.  It’s pretty interesting.  I really didn’t think that a quiz could really nail me down (to a cross).  Just kidding, but it really kind of said who I was.  Try it out.  Try all the quzzes out at quizfarm.com.  I hope you enjoy them.

You scored as Cultural Creative. Cultural Creatives are probably the newest group to enter this realm. You are a modern thinker who tends to shy away from organized religion but still feels as if there is something greater than ourselves. You are very spiritual, even if you are not religious. Life has a meaning outside of the rational.

Cultural Creative
 
94%
Materialist
 
88%
Postmodernist
 
81%
Existentialist
 
81%
Idealist
 
69%
Romanticist
 
63%
Modernist
 
50%
Fundamentalist
 
50%

What is Your World View?
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